If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults Marcy Roznick
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:21am. Seuss, The Way That Fat Fuck Horton Sits On That Egg You'd Think It Came Out Of His Own Gigantic Ass, Oh, the People You'll Fuck!, and Marvin K. ($14.99) by Marcy Roznick, a parody, aimed at adults, of the 1985 children's book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie ….," reports USA Today. If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k he shut the fuck up? Mooney Get The Fuck Out Of Here Already You Inveterate Assgrabbing Shitface. In an interview with the Miami New Times, Adam Mansbach, the author of the insta-classic Go The F*ck To Sleep, was asked about competition in the budding parody-childrens-book-peppered-with-profanity genre. Trilogy based on the works of Dr. Go the f**k to sleep by Adam Mansbach; All my friends are dead by Avery Monson and Jory John; If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up?: A parody for adults by Marcy Roznik and Miranda Lemming; OMG! Have you heard about this book, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut The F*ck Up? Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now. That guy emailed me Adam Mansbach, Author of Go the F*ck to Sleep, on Imitators: "Stop Ripping My Shit Off" [miaminewtimes.com via the awl]. Out this week: If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the —- Up? Submitted by WithinReason on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:07pm.